So, typepad was down for a while this weekend, it was having a hiccup, preventing me from blogging. It really didn't matter to me, as I am now a slave to the job, working way too many hours than someone should be required to work. I tried to accomplish one thing this weekend, and that was to wire the money to the rental manager for my housing. So, I went to the bank with the information the manager had sent me. The first thing she asked was where was the Routing Number? I told her that the BSB number was the routing number, to which she said that she had never heard of it before. So, I'm thinking: "hey, she's the manager of the branch, she's gotta know what she's talking about!" Was I wrong about the BSB number being the routing number? Nope, the BSB number is the routing number as the rental manager reassured me.
Finding out the BSB number is the routing number had me a little pissed off, but not furious. She also told me that she needed the IBAN Number. Now, I have no clue what a IBAN number is and very well may need it, so I called up the manager and asked him. He had no clue at all, but was going to ring his bank and find out and if they did have an IBAN number, and if they did, he would forward it to me. Well, I then went and checked out Google and Wikipedia, and from my research, IBAN seems to mostly be a European only system. In fact, it was developed by the frickn' European Union! Now I'm really pissed.
Lets see, last time I checked a map, yep, Australia is no where close to frickn' Europe! In fact, a little thing called China lays in between it. Oh, lets not forget about Indonesia, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia, Thailand, Laos, Burma, Bangladesh, Bhutan, Nepal, India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Greece, Bulgaria, Macedonia, and Albania. 21 countries! 21 frickn' masses of land in between Australia and Europe, and I purposely left out some countries that even spell check thought were wrong, and I was typing it directly from a map! Which brings up an entire new topic of why spell check is not even programmed with countries!
I was now beginning to pull my hair out. So, I tried to rationalize, and I tried to think of how this woman had achieved the manager status at this branch. I mean, you'd think a manager of a bank would know her own field! We're not talking about a part-time bank teller, it's the manager! I know she's the manager, I saw her get off the phone and come out of the largest office, the corner office with the windows facing the pretty Chicago city street, to come and help me. I mean, she had an actual office, not a cubicle like everyone else. I was absolutely baffled. Then I got it, she thought I said Austria! An easy mistake, it was early in the day, maybe she wasn't fully awake yet. No, wait, I remember having to fill out a form for 15 minutes as it was 2 pages long with about 20 parts per page that need to be filled in correctly. I believe on the form that I handed to her it said AUSTRALIA for country of destination! Why don't you actually read the two page form I have to fill out? Cause then, maybe just then, I would have accomplished more than working 22 hours in just 2 days inside a retail store, and if anyone has ever worked retail, you know that one hour of retail feels like 3 hours of hell!
Oh, one last thing, I get to work another 10 hour shift in retail in roughly about 9 hours from now. I'm gonna be just chipper tomorrow when I go back to the bank to try this one more time.
P.S.: I am more than willing to accept the fact that I could end up looking like a complete dumb-ass if in fact there is an IBAN # for Australia. So far though, google has turned up nothing, so here's hoping for no dumb-ass guilt!
47 Days till AUSTRALIA