Worst of 2005

So everyone is making their lists of their favorite and most dispised movies of 2005. So, I thought that I'd jot down my most dispised films of 2005, these are the ones that I still cannot believe that I actually paid money to see.

Son of the Mask
I saw this film as a video rental when I was baby-sitting one of my younger cousins. What a piece of crap. This is a film I hope to flush out of my thoughts right now.

Miss Congeniality 2
I thought the first film was cute, not great, but cute. So, I decided that I'd check this one out. I'd rather have emergency dental work.

Monster-In-Law
Jane Fonda and Slapstick comedy? That's a no. This film had potential, but went downhill after plot point one.

Dirty Love
I give Jenny McCarthy props for putting her self so out like this and even more props for attempting to write a screen play. I emphasize the word attempt as any script that has dialogue of "Price check on maxi-pads for the woman bleeding all over the supermarket floor" just belongs in the trash.

The Dukes of Hazzard
Three words: Jessica Simpson, Actress.

Fantastic Four
Jessica Alba, the only highlight of the film, should not be invisible. Rather, this plot should have been, and was invisible.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
I did not see this film, I didn't have to see it to know that it was going to be bad.

I'm sure some people will disagree, you might love the film, but that because you must have slept during the film.

19 Days till Australia.